Have my children
baby baby baby baby baby baby
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa HOLKY FUCKING FUCKFUCKKKK
OH MY GOD
SCREAMS AND DIES
THIS SONG HAD BEEN COVERED BY ED SHEERAN. JOHNNY CASH, JACK WHITE AND LIKE EVERYBODY BUT NO ONE DOES IT LIKE THIS KID WITH AN IPHONE.
YOU NEED THIS. MY. GOD.
I just fell in love. holy shit.
IS THIS A JOKE
It’s like an infomercial
It’s like an infomercial
They decided to to die by the hands of the ones they loved
Oh, nuthin’. Jus’ openin’ my fresh container of sugar gliders.
at first i thought “oh that’s awful to jam them all inside like that”
and then i saw the hole in the side
like they had cut up the tub to make a little playhouse for the gliders
and these little butts just all decided to smoosh in there at once
because sugar gliders can’t take turns aparently
Yup. Sugar gliders like to sleep squished in a big cuddlepile. That’s how they do it in the wild, snuggled in treetrunk burrows.
It’s seriously adorable.
Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.
So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.
So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
OMG THAT’S SO ADORABLE
ANITHER FUN FACT: Cheetahs will flip their tails up when they are near prey, but not hunting. That way the prey doesn’t panic and run away and monkeys won’t throw things at them like they normally do when seeing a cheetah. And they don’t abuse it either! If a cheetah has its tail flipped up, they are completely uninterested in food or hunting at all. And you are safe as long as you don’t threaten them.
GIVEAWAAAAAAAY OF THE QUICK AND DIRTY KIND BECAUSE I GUESS I HAVE A PROBLEM I JUST CAN’T WALK PAST THIS STUFF WITHOUT THINKING OF HOW MUCH SOME PEOPLE ON TUMBLR WOULD LOVE IT SO HERE WE GO
SORRY FOR THE BAD PHOTO QUALITY
SO WHAT AM I GIVING AWAY LET ME TELL YOU
- A GODDAMN SNK CLEAR FILE THING IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS YOU BASICALLY PUT DOCUMENTS INTO IT ALSO LOOK AT THAT CUTE CHIBITAN MOTHERFUCKER ON THE BACK
- A SECRET BOOK FULL OF SECRETS?? OH NO WAIT IT’S JUST SOME NOTEPADS BUT STILL HELLA COOL RIGHT
- POSTCARDS WHO DOESN’T NEED POSTCARDS I’M SURE YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS WOULD LOVE TO RECEIVE ONE OF THESE
- A FUCKING IRON ON PATCH OF THE FUCKING SCOUTING LEGION IF THAT DOESN’T MAKE YOU FUCKING BADASS LIKE LEVI HEICHOU I DON’T KNOW WHAT FUCKING WILL
- THREE KEYCHAINS I BROKE A NAIL GETTING FROM THE GASHAPON DISPENSER THING I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING BUT I DID IT FOR THE LEVI/EREN SHIPPERS CAUSE I HAD TO GET PAST JEAN AND SASHA FIRST
- UPDATE: A GODDAMN LEVI PENCILCASE
OH YEAH RULES THERE ARE SOME RULES LISTEN UP
- YOU ENTER BY LIKING AND REBLOGGING DO IT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE GO WILD
- WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN RANDOMLY
- I REALLY DONT CARE IF YOU FOLLOW ME OR NOT THIS TIME THOUGH I WILL WELCOME YOU WITH OPEN ARMS IF YOU DO
- WILL SHIP ANYWHERE BUT DON’T ENTER IF YOU’RE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO GIVE ME YOUR ADRESS (I PROBABLY WON’T SENT YOU ANY BOMBS)
- GIVEAWAY ENDS ON SUNDAY THE 15TH LIKE MY OTHER SLIGHTLY MORE SERIOUS GIVEAWAY
- I THINK THAT’S IT HAVE FUN
I relate to this on a spiritual level
I can imagine toddler Percy doing this